This past weekend, I decided to watch Twilight again for the first time in years. It was just as bad/good as I remembered it. But it was only this weekend that I realized…Charlie Swan was the best and most under-rated character in these movies. To illustrate my point, I shall present the rest of this post in memes.
Charlie Swan’s comedic timing was perfect.
HE WILL SHOOT YOU AND THEN GO EAT SOME DIN-DIN.
He wasn’t pushy about the whole sex thing, but he appreciated Edward’s – ahem – more traditional values.
Despite the awkwardness between he and Bella, he was a good father.
I mean, a DAMN good father.
And also remember when he frantically searched the woods for Bella and then carried her out, broken heart and all?!
Despite his friends’ unusual abilities, he generally just rolled with the punches.
People changing into werewolves. NBD.
BTW, Charlie Swan is actually kind of hot.
(No, really. See exhibit A below.)
When he knew he was outnumbered, well, bottom’s up!
AKA he’s also smart.
Twilight, AKA Charlies Swan: Vampire Slayer